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slippery weed wacker

When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.

Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?

by Dwarf Barbarian August 2, 2018


Wally Wacker

The term "wally wacker" is synonymous of the terms: dick / cock / penis. The term is very popular in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States, especially West Virginia.

It may also be loosely related to the act of masturbation / "jacking off" where one wacks his wally.

I forgot to clean my wally wacker last night when taking a shower and was stuck smelling fish for the rest of the day.

Stress was abound and rather than hooking up with the lady, repulsive anymore, I went ahead and had a good and relaxing wally wacker.

by UDMSTERRR February 14, 2010

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konkey wacker

an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person.

Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six

by Twixchix March 3, 2008

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Waples the Weiner Wacker

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.

Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

by Sir Waples January 18, 2010

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Tally wacker smacker

Succeeding 6.5 to 7" And 2" thick at least

Hey you've got a big tally wacker smacker!

by lilManiac07 September 26, 2021


Butthole Cracker Wacker

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker

OMG SHUT UP BUTTHOLE CRACKER WACKER

by morrrr September 2, 2022


Frumpy Fudd Wacker

A fun killer. Someone who sucks all the good energy from a room.

Guy 1: β€œMan, Meg sucks.”

Guy 2: β€œYeah she’s a frumpy fudd wacker no doubt”

by DaFuccboi February 24, 2023