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Wake and tank is the art of waking up and drinking with the objective of getting shitfaced hammered drunk before noon.
dude i wake and tanked yesterday and i was shitfaced hammered drunk by 10:00am.
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"Waking & Baking" is used when somebody wakes up and immediately starts to smoke cannabis, Bally can often be found waking and baking.
"Bally what you bin up too?"
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"
"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.
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Derived from wake and bake
An act of masturbating soon after waking up.
Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.
What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!
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When a man cums in a fat girl's belly button and then slaps her stomach which causes the cum to slosh around. This is similar to when a boat's wake bounces off the shore and creates more waves.
Damn, that girl's fat!
Yeah, I bet she'd be perfect for an eternal wake.
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To wake up (after been ruffeed) with a steak in you.
"Man I got some last night but I feel bad because I pulled a wake and steak on Ja Mille"
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The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and cake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!
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smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin
u up for a quick wake and bake
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