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Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!
I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.
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When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.
Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.
The morning that you get both a paycheck and stimulus check/tax refund deposited into your account.
Jim: You ready for that big money wake up tomorrow?!
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.
Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.
To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.
Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
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You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
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A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.
Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.
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