Pulling a Waleed

An excuse made at short notice, usually vague and unconvincing. Pulling a Waleed is usually associated with repeat offenders.

"Man, this is the third time this month Kyle canceled on Poker Wednesday"
"He called 10 minutes ago. Said he had something urgent to attend to."
"Right. He's pulling a Waleed on us now?"

wale applause

A young man/woman who will never give up no matter what life throws. A honest and astute businessman. Knowledge junkie!

He is a Wale Applause.

Fat wale

Someone who represents a wale, has lots of lard, eats alot of food and, has a tiny ass dick

Ed you are a fat wale

Beach Wale

A person who's second name is beach and has the body mass of a wale. Someone who should use the schools facilities to benefit them selfs i.e stop using the kitchen facilities and start using the MPH...

Student: Hey miss beach

Miss Beach: Can't you see I'm eating double chocolate super size me cake???

Student: but thats my birthday cake

Miss Beach: well its confiscated now (nom nom nom burpppsss)....

Student: Stupid Beach Wale

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wale broke

Without money; penniless.

Friend- "Hey, you want to go grab some food or something?"
You- "Nah, man... I'm wale broke. :("

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lake wales

The fucked up but lit part of Polk county.....no cap we’ll beat Lakeland ass PERIODT.Bitch we fucking UCF fighters over here,we’ll take yo man...no questions asked.

Damn she a la Lake Wales Baby.I know imma have a hard time trying to hit that.

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camping in wales

Camping in Wales is a joke from the devil, not like the funny ones where everyone laughs, but like the mean ones, where someone gets pushed off a brick wall, hits their head and bleed VEEEEEEEEEEEERY slowly to death, whilst satan shits himself laughing
See also hell and shithole

Tom: Hey man, where were you last week?
Me: Guuuuuuuh
Gus: Oh, he went camping in Wales...
Me: Guuuuuuuh
Tom: Poor bastard
Me: Guuuuuuuh

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