During a fight or an altercation, if one of the participants is knocked unconcious the victor (or a spectator) places a wallet in the victims mouth so as to prevent him from choking on his own tongue. Usually after getting wallet mouthed the victor ends up getting a free victory fuck from the loser's girlfriend.
He got wallet mouthed after talking trash to an arabian bear fighter. Subsequently Alex's girlfriend couldn't walk straight for a week.
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A term used to describe the female genitalia. Some scholars believe the term came into use to describe a big lipped, full, meaty vagina. While others believe it is the vagina's ability to store a mans beef that give the name meaning.
Guy #1 - "Hey, you see that girl in the yoga pants?"
Guy #2 - "Yea."
Guy #1 - "You can totally see her Beef Wallet!"
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a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.
I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.
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When you wake up the next day after a hard nights drinking to find you dont have a single note in your wallet but about $30 in change.
Caused by being so drunk you only ever pay for each beer with a note.
1: Shit your wallet is so heavy its pulling your pants off!
2: Yeah. I've got a bad case of beer wallet.
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This happens to anyone whom has paid way too much for something, particularly a designer item that could have been purchased (especially a nice knockoff brand) for about 500% less somewhere else. It usually results in feelings of victimization, embarrassment, and guilt.
Stella realized she was the victim of wallet rape after spending $2869.00 at Neiman Marcus only to find virtually the same ensemble for $250.00 at Bebe Clothing.
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Somebody who pays for an advantage in a game or other medium e.g Clash of Clans, GTA Online, ect.
"Level 10 with a Deluxo? This kids a fucking wallet warrior for sure."
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when a greedy corporation rips you off because they can because you need their service. Most often this is sports teams, music concerts or television cable companies
this is the only time i use rape other than for its proper use. I never use facerape, always facemerked because i watched someone get beaten to death for saying facerape...no word of a lie, that one sets people off
Toronto Maple Leafs tickets were a wallet raping and we lost in overtime because the fucking management has no commitment to anything other than making the first round of the playoffs and then we have missed that two seasons in a row. Someone needs to string those guys up and run them out of town.
or
Jordana: Take me to the Mary J concert
Adam: how much?
Jordana: idk 300
adam: all together?
Gordon A: each
adam: HA
Gordon: so are you taking me?
Adam: No fucking way!
Jordy: Why not?
Adam: That's a wallet raping!
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