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A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep
Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it
when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate
"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"
When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."
"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
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When you get a hand job on a busy city bridge
Marcus loves a wanky bridge, especially in Chester