When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.
I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.
Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
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It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm
Wow... whenever i have bum sex with my gf it it feels so warm, 3 degrees warmer to be exzact.
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wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.
husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.
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The act of a man eating out a chick while she deficates on his neck. This producing an African Neck Warmer.
Larry: "Sally sit on my face so I can eat you out."
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!
Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer
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"Warmer Porn" is slang for disgusting or repulsive propaganda used by Warmers - fanatic believers in global warming - to try to get people to either fall for their belief set, or to intimidate them into silence. Often children are used in such portrayals as the victim of the adult world's excessive carbon emissions, in an effort to create guilt. Dead cities and landscapes, cities under water, people starving in third world countries, rabbits crying, dogs drowning, polar bears falling from the sky into the middle of cities are just a few of the examples of Warmer Porn.
A bit of Monbiot WarmerPorn - Heating that cup of tea on the stove is helping to drown millions of people in Bangladesh!
Al Gore Warmer Porn - New York could be 20 feet underwater if you don't stop driving those SUVs!
A ridiculous piece of Warmerporn is the assertion that Katrina was caused by Global Warming.
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a dude who sits on his couch waiting to get laid while his "girlfriend" climbs out the bathroom window
girl last night i had to totally make this dude a couch warmer
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