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watch porn

pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.

Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!

by omega wis January 1, 2011

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Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.

Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.

by TG01 October 16, 2020


crowd watch

A large number of people who watch over specific areas each contributing relatively small amount information, typically via the Internet to secure said area.

Mansa was missing for a few days, but luckily the community crowd watch was able to locate him because a crowd watcher noticed him leaving the shrine center.

by Mansa Obi April 4, 2017


Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet

Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020


watch this space

a phrase commonly used by the king louis tomlinson

louis: might fuck around and start my own management company. watch this space

louies: sir we’d literally die for you

by king alfonzo March 11, 2021


Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.

Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."

by Tswole July 17, 2015


Clown watch

When you going out to look for the clowns to observe there behavior and see one for yourself despite your hatred and fear of clowns

Yo boys wanna go clown watching and then take a couple tabs of acid and update our tumblers?

by Liam Byrne October 8, 2016