very well

A phrase frequently said by your 9th grade English teacher. It should come out of the teacher normally, as if nothing's going on.

"Have you all been listening? Very well."
"Alright, very well."
"Did you understand? Okay, very well."

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Well fit

British equivalent of 'very hot'. Nothing to do with physical fitness, it is just a way of talking about attractiveness of a high level.

That bloke there is well fit innit

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Well Shit

used to display ones disatisfaction

You: "So how long have you known this?"
Friend: "Um, everyone has known about it for a while now," Man.
You: "Oh...Well shit..."

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Well that happened

A phrase used when something random and/or inexplicable has occurred. Serves as both an invitation to discuss the recent incident or a way to cut off a possible conversation about the incident.

You witness your naked father being chased by your neighbor's dog. Suddenly he is hit by a car, leaving him sprawled in the intersection while the dog licks him.

You: "Well that happened."

Your Friend: "Yep."

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well endowed

The polite way of commenting on the size of certain body features, usually applied to Breasts, Buttocks, and the Penis.

Instead of saying "Oh my god she has huge titties!!!!" you could say she is well endowed to be more polite.
Instead of saying "my bf is a real hung guy" you could say "My boyfriend is very well endowed."

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poison the well

When a person rejects the conclusion of an argument by attacking its source, rather than attacking its premise.

Hitler claims that the earth goes around the sun.
But Hitler is evil and cannot be trusted.
Therefore the earth does not go around the sun.

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Wallace Wells

A drink consisting of vodka, club soda, Scott Pilgrim’s piss and topped off with fire.

“Uh Yeah, 2 Wallace Wells on the rocks for me and The Rock.”