A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.
My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.
Wesley M is the dumbest kid in the whole school. Usually the social reject with no friends. Wesley M's are always short. A good thing about Wesley M's is that they are always active on discord and pretty much have no life but epic video games and discord. You should ask one out if you have one in your school. They are dumb but reliable just like a dog make sure you treat them like on that is there favorite thing.
"Wesley is so short he should probably grow some more." Hot babe
"I am 3'6 i'm so tall" Average Wesley M
A saying used for when someone is doing nothing for a long period of time.
Josh: so what're you doing today? Any plans?
Jack: nah man, I'm pulling a Wesley
Awesome black jazz guitarist/singer,
Wesley Montgomery is the best black jazz guitarist
When a guy is funnier and cooler than the way he act around his friends, he became the main character with you.
Ohh😩 this guy is so nice! He is such a Paul Wesley. I like him better that his friend Damon🤨🙌!
The freaking bad ass drummer of Seven Story Fall. Known well for his fabulous hair and hardcore drumming abilities.
Cool Kid 1; Yo breh did you see Seven Story Fall's set last night?
Cool Kid 2; Damn straight I did. Wesley Moore is BOSS!