When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".
Me and Jessica just got done doing the ol' Arkansas Wet Willie
When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass
Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.
The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
When you are getting a blowjob and you lick your fingers and stick them in both of her ears.
The wife was going down on me last night and I gave her the triple wet Willy.
When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.
"That son of a bitch gave me a Kenyan Wet Willy, now there's shit every where"