Whale hunter

A man best known for hooking up with the biggest chicks he can find at the local watering hole.

Person 1: Hey dude did you that chick David brought back home last night?

Person 2: yea what a champion whale hunter!

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Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.

Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.

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whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person

oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!

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Cider whale

A term commonly used atleast in Finland for overweight women who look like they drink a lot of cider.

Hey Janari, look at that cider whale who got stuck in her chair!

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Sperm Whale

Sperm whales can grow to 52ft long and up to 77,000lb - 130,000lb. The reason they can become so big is because they live for a long time, 60 to 70 years to be exact. They have one of the largest global distributions for any whale in the world. They can range from the equator to the Arctic and Antarctic oceans. The sperm whales prefer to live in deep water. Because of being a toothed whale, they do not eat krill like all whales with baleen. Instead they eat sharks, squid, skates, and deep water fish. The whales are endangered because of whaling and other deep sea fishing. It is important to help save these amazing and magnificent creatures.

Sperm whales are amazing

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Whale War

Two or more oversized white women fighting it out

"Dude, you see that fight?"
"Nah man"
"Oh dude, you missed a total whale war!"

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Whale's Tail

Term used to describe the visible part of a thong on a chick's butt when worn with low rise pants - resembles a whale's tail. (I say chick because I don't want to see a guy wearing this.)

That whale's tail really accentuates her ass!

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