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During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.
"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"
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The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)
I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.
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My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
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Fat knots of cash.
Large bands of money.
Rubber-banded wads of cash.
Bundle of bills.
Fat folds of money.
Large stacks of money folded.
Huge rolls of cash.
Dafiamo: How much money is that bro?
Lil fresh: Just a couple of whopper knots.
by:GiovanniDYMillYentei
One who always has to tell others about how their experiences and stories are better and more amazing than everyone else's. Previously known as a "1-upper".
Oh, here Ethan goes again with one of his Whopper Topper's.
Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.
Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.
Any kind of club or pipe used to hit something or someone with.
Dude you smacked that fish real good with the Bolly-whopper!!!
When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.
"Man I filled that pussy to the brim. It was oozing like a sloppy whopper."