Random
Source Code
Random
During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.
"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"
5👍 4👎
The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)
I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.
or
My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
11👍 11👎
When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.
"Man I filled that pussy to the brim. It was oozing like a sloppy whopper."
A friend that you've only added to facebook so that you can use the Whopper Sacrifice app to later remove them for a free Whopper
I added Joe as a Whopper friend on facebook
Fat knots of cash.
Large bands of money.
Rubber-banded wads of cash.
Bundle of bills.
Fat folds of money.
Large stacks of money folded.
Huge rolls of cash.
Dafiamo: How much money is that bro?
Lil fresh: Just a couple of whopper knots.
by:GiovanniDYMillYentei
The perfect world, where McDonalds doesn't exist. Whoppers are in abundance.
"Yo, let's go grab some chow over in Whopper Land!"
"Nah, I'm going on a new diet"