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The Champion of Warri is Tegwolo!!! No one can beat Tegwolo!
John: "Who is this Champion you talk about?"
Sarah: "The Champion of Warri is Tegwolo!!!"
Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.
Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.
Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.
"Dude are you doing Week of Champions?" Chuck
"Yeah - I'm not soft" Bill
a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
Holy shit, Abdullah from TheGlucoseNetwork is a fucking champion cunt!
A game where everything u do looks cool
Roller champions is like skate 3 and rocket league combined, a masterpiece.