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A case of shrunken testicles occurring in males without the ability to attain original thoughts or ideas.
The other day I was reading sports article which had stolen ideas from my blog. I saw what sports writer had done this vile deed and realized he had gotten a case of the Perry Berries.
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An absolutely terrible pop musician. Writes droll and meaningless songs and cannot sing.
Also ate shit at MTV's VMAs after slipping on a cake she had used as a stage prop.
Oh man, Katy Perry just ate shit on stage! That was hilarious!
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Person 1: Wow, Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel look exactly the same.
Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.
Person 1: Lol, yeah.
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A county in Pennsylvania that is stereotyped to rednecks, a lot of people from this area enjoy hunting, fishing, tractors, and trucks. People from Perry County are usually referred to as hick's, hillbilly's, or rednecks, but you will never find a more friendly group of people.
i can't believe all the rednecks in Perry County.
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the art of being incredibly promiscuous, or slutty yet doing so by going beyond the limits of most girls. I.E., wearing a decorative bra to a party, a skirt that actually shows your butt, and maybe even a rainbow colored wig.
Mary: "O.M.G., what the hell is Jamie wearing? She looks like a slut, yet ten times crazier!"
Dustin: "That is one sweet get-up. Now that's what i call doing the Katy perry! I'm gonna go over to her, catch ya later Mary."
Mary: "Wait Dustin! I thought we were here together, as a couple!"
Dustin: "We were, but you're not the one with bedazzled pasties are you?"
Mary: "WHAT?! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT IN A GIRL?
Dustin: "Bye Mary.
Hey Jamie, love the outfit..."
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A talentless, homophobic, bulimic turd.
When I first heard Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl," I figured she was a life-long dedicated smoker. After seeing her live on TV at New Years 2009, she just turned out to be a shitty singer with terrible lyrics who used studio editing to make her records sell and not sound off-key. She was pretty hot, but then I noticed this giant bra strap showing from beneath her thin shirt, connoting fake tits were afoot, and by circumstantial evidence, it is possible that she throws up to stay skinny.
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A joke so horrible, it makes you want to take the person who said it and send their head through a concrete poodle going mach three. Also, a VERY corny joke (and I mean VERY)
"Let me just write this down on my Palm Pilot" (as he writes on his hand)
"Dude, that was such a fuckin Perry Joke"
"I know man, hes a fucking nooch"
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