Winona Ryder

(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.

I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.

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Ryder nelson

Soooo fucking gay wants dick all day super gay. Trying to suck teachers dick to get there grades up

Ryder nelson is a fagot

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Low Ryder

is a savage Mini Pinscher.

"Damn look at that Low Ryder"

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ez ryder

Doing a girl doggy style, smacking her ass and yelling, "YEEAAAH BOY"

Hey Eric, what did you do last night?

Awe dude!!! went to the clubs and gave one of them strippers and ez ryder...naw, i'm just kiddin

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Winona Ryder

1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research

1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."

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WYNONA RYDER

WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".

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Ryder’s ass

The smelliest gooch out there. Like damn it smells horrible.

Ryder: *walks by*
Landon: *fucking dies*
Cause of death: Ryder’s ass

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