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Related words: queef
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Anna Smith tried to conceal her pink wind at the governors ball but to no avail.
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'Cheese in the wind' was first uttered by Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's day off. (See example B.)
Someone is 'leaving your cheese in the wind' when they do any of the following:
A. Ruin your fun; be a wet blanket/buzz-kill
B. Flout your dignity/authority
C. Dismiss you/hang you out to dry
D. Deny you sexual satisfaction (whether intentional or not)
A. Why don't you want to go out tonight?? You're leavin' my cheese in the wind here!
B. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!
C. You stood me up! You totally left my cheese in the wind!
D. I'm so freakin' horny... don't leave my cheese in the wind!!!
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Engaging in a pointless activity; something futile.
Trying to prevent world hunger is just pissing into the wind.
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The act of standing outside and letting the cool breeze get your penis erect and the wind blows on it until you end up cumming right back at the wind.
Holy shit, hornberger was wind jacking in santa cruz for like three hours. his dick is wind chaffed!
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" You love to hear this story again and again, about these young brothers from the city of Wind " Lyrics from Be, the latest album of Common.
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A metaphore used to express death. When you are cremated into ashes and your loved ones release your ashes into the wind. But you're not supposed to picture it that way; you picture someone you know who is dead and vizualize them standing untill his/her bodie truns to ash and blows away.
An example from 2pac's "Keep Ya Head Up." I'm Tryin' to find my friends, but their "Blowin' In The Wind." Meaning that they're dieing off..
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Chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants
During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!
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