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a rather broad collection of software by microsoft with a broad range of quality:
windows 95 - sux0rific
windows 98 - not that bad
windows me - what a ripoff of 98
windows xp - one of da greatest!
windows nt/2000 - em... corporate stuff
windows 3.1 - the ULTIMATE 133732+ OS!
which VERSION of windows do YOU use?
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Microsoft's PC operating system. Focused more on people who use computers and thrives with it's grand compatibility. A very dynamic operating system
omg leik WINDSOZ IS TEHA SUCX and LUNXIX!!!!! mca ox S is l33torz!!!lolololololollol!!!!111
Just recently I got my copy of Windows XP. Okay, so I got a pirate copy.
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to all you jack-offs who claim windows never crashes if used by anyone with more than half a brain: here is proof that it does. This is a movie clip of someone who works for microsoft showing off windows and having if fail and go to the blue screen of death. enjoy!
microsoft is good when it's not crashing.
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How about this for some variety (and truth, more importantly). Contrary to the unintelligible grunts of the brainless morons who have posted 99% of the definitions regarding this word (they clearly need to ease off on all the Haterade), Microsoft Windows XP/2000/Server 2003 is by far the best series of OSs ever made. This coming from someone who has used all three and compared them to Apple Mac OS and GNU/Linux alternatives. The .NET framework is an excellently designed programming and software development infrastructure, unparalleled in its elegance. Don't believe me? Ask all the Mac - and sometimes even Linux - users who have shot their boxes with M60s, frustrated because of the zillionth program that wasn't compatible with the OS. And ALL operating systems crash; it is a fundamental law in computer science - the bug-free program is nothing but a myth.
With a triple-boot setup on my computer, I find myself having to constantly reboot my system due to Mandrake 10.0 Linux's spectacular shortcomings - especially the harware compatibility woes. And what do I reboot into? Take a guess.....
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A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.
"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"
"Then why do you continue to use it?
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The space of time in which your butt hole is open and ready to crap. All that is needed is to relax.
Dude, I really gotta crap. I'm already on my 3rd window and I don't think this one is going to close
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The solely largest evil entity in the universe. It exists to measure how long people will sit in front of a box regretting that they ever clicked "send error report" in the first place.
Windows:"do you want windows to mess up your all your settings and make the next three days of yours living hell by downloading SP 2.141593 ???"
Human:"NO !!!"
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