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I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.
My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.
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To keep using the backboard in basketball
(man shoots and gets in using backboard for the 100th time) "WINDOWWWWWWW"
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I still use Windows 98 beta. So far, I haven't seen this blue screen since last year, when I pulled the CD out during installation. Maybe I would have to be a code-writer or delete system files in order to see it.
Windows sucks, Linux sucks, MacOS sucks, life sucks. Just get over it and move on. Sheesh.
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Shaped glass. The latest versions are windows xp... they have rounded frames.
My penguins kick your windows in the ass!
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A generic version of Mac OS, starting from day one, 1984.
Windows is to Mac OS, sorta like how the Walgreens brand of medicine is to the regular brand. Anybody want some Walbourne!?
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Windows is a marketing scheme created by Bill Gates that poses as an operating system. It claims to be software that helps you manage files and connect to other computers on the internet, but in reality it's a platform created specifically to be thoroughly pwned by every single piece of malware and virii on the internet for the purpose of selling expensive, third party antivirus software to slow down your awful piece of bloatware that you dropped 300 bucks on.
Windows User: "Hey I have a virus on my PC and now it's completely useless I hate my life."
Linux User: "Yeah, it's called Windows and the worst part is you paid for it."
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A chance to get away with out Anyone bothering or noticing you
He had a window to get away
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