church wine

Mixed alcoholic drink. Consists of Banker's Club Vodka and cran-grape juice. Consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.

"Hey bro, do you have anything to drink?"
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."

Wine teeth

When you've been downing excess amounts of merlot in a less then kosher manner. After 2-3 bottles your teeth and lips will be stained from the red wine

Gary I think you're cut off reds and should pick up a tooth brush on account of the wine teeth

cheap wine

A homemade wine consisting of fruit juice, sugar and a packet of baker's yeast, after fermentation the alcohol content usualy ranges from 16%-20% per volume

That cheap wine only cost me $2.57 to make.

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wine flu

what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before

You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."

Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."

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boxed wine

Cheap, mass-produced wine that comes in a box, the kind of wine you would drink to get drunk rather than enjoy the taste.

I went to a college party last night, and I got drunk off of boxed wine.

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wine bomb

1 part wine (any variety), 1 part Red Bull (or suitable substitute). Can be done as a shot (preferably) or as a mixed drink.

Guy Number 1: "I'm sick of Jager but I want a bomb"
Guy Number 2: "Do you like wine?"
Guy Number 1: "It has alcohol in it, yes?"
Guy Number 2: "Then wine bombs it is"

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poo wine

stomping poop down the shower drain, simulating the act of making wine.

The shower smells awful because Spencer was making poo wine earlier.

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