Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

houston wine

a Promethazine and codeine cocktail, popular in the city of Houston, Texas.

"I'm usually high, sipping on the Houston wine" -Lil Wayne

cheap wine

A homemade wine consisting of fruit juice, sugar and a packet of baker's yeast, after fermentation the alcohol content usualy ranges from 16%-20% per volume

That cheap wine only cost me $2.57 to make.

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wine flu

what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before

You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."

Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."

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boxed wine

Cheap, mass-produced wine that comes in a box, the kind of wine you would drink to get drunk rather than enjoy the taste.

I went to a college party last night, and I got drunk off of boxed wine.

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wine bomb

1 part wine (any variety), 1 part Red Bull (or suitable substitute). Can be done as a shot (preferably) or as a mixed drink.

Guy Number 1: "I'm sick of Jager but I want a bomb"
Guy Number 2: "Do you like wine?"
Guy Number 1: "It has alcohol in it, yes?"
Guy Number 2: "Then wine bombs it is"

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poo wine

stomping poop down the shower drain, simulating the act of making wine.

The shower smells awful because Spencer was making poo wine earlier.

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