cheap wine

A homemade wine consisting of fruit juice, sugar and a packet of baker's yeast, after fermentation the alcohol content usualy ranges from 16%-20% per volume

That cheap wine only cost me $2.57 to make.

wine flu

what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before

You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."

Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."

boxed wine

Cheap, mass-produced wine that comes in a box, the kind of wine you would drink to get drunk rather than enjoy the taste.

I went to a college party last night, and I got drunk off of boxed wine.

wine bomb

1 part wine (any variety), 1 part Red Bull (or suitable substitute). Can be done as a shot (preferably) or as a mixed drink.

Guy Number 1: "I'm sick of Jager but I want a bomb"
Guy Number 2: "Do you like wine?"
Guy Number 1: "It has alcohol in it, yes?"
Guy Number 2: "Then wine bombs it is"

poo wine

stomping poop down the shower drain, simulating the act of making wine.

The shower smells awful because Spencer was making poo wine earlier.

jimmy wine

Left over jizz left inside a girl after sex.

It is often used in taunts to people who are going with girls you've already been with.

"Dude, I've already had that chick, you'll just be sucking on my jimmy wine."

wine cooler

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.

"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."