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Wearing a shirt but no pants or underwear.
I don't like it when that old guy at my gym tries to strike up a conversation when he's going Winnie the Pooh.
a sexual bear (you will find out soon) because he only wears a shirt but I know it may not seem bad because he does not have a dick but get this he shoves his fat ass in front of peoples faces plusss he says sexual things like.eg: oh hi tigger want some suger! or piglet want some honey! literally how sexual is that?!
winnie: tigger want some sugar?
tigger: um maybe not!
winnie: to bad! *kisses (sucks face)
tigger: help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
winnie: *pushes tigger down and humps*
that's the real winnie the pooh!
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Also known as “Xi Math.” When a dictator figured out that the political calculus in cracking down on democracy, imprisoning political opponents, green terrorists, and kidnapped reporters or publishers, without trial, and enacting a prolonged lockdown due to Covid-19 in spite of the economic costs, are worth the risks in securing a third-term or lifelong presidency via nationalistic means, such as indoctrinating students and teachers via his socialist writings, illegally annexing foreign lands, and sanctioning nations that side with Taiwan.
The mathematics of Winnie the Pooh shows that the odds of the power-hungry president trying to reunify autocratic China with the democratic Republic of China in coming decades are in his favor, as his life goal is to be the modern-day Mao of Taiwan.
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1. the annoying motherfucker on that fucked up Walt Disney show. think think think..pop a cap in the fuckers ass.
2. the stupid bear i would bludgen with a bat and scream PWNED!
Winnie the Pooh is such a faggot.
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When you put honey in someone's butthole and then fuck it.
Jack asked rose if he could Winnie the Pooh, then put honey in her ass before he fucked her.
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The act of masturbating, while only wearing a tshirt, and being totally naked from the waste down. Made famous by Winnie The Pooh who never wore bottoms.
I had a Winnie The Pooh wank last night, tshirt on and nothing else.
A sexual act involving honey. The male, once he nears climax, inserts his member in a bowl/jar/pot of honey. The more viscous the better. As he ejaculates the seed will be trapped within a protective bubble of delicious honey, creating an enjoyable experience for both partners.
"I can't get my girl to swallow!"
"Introduce her to winnie the goo bear, she won't be able to say no!"
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