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When a male cums all over a girls face when she usually isnt expecting it, so her face is all white from sperm
Joe" Cara was droppin some great dome, but i quick pulled out and gave her a real good wisconsin whiteout."
Pat"i heard she's blind in her right eye now"
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A highly Norwegian town with small population, but a big attitude. Very strong with athletics, esp wrestling and hockey. People are usually high, or about to be. Everyone is attractive and likes to eat at el rio grande or culvers. There are also a lot of albanians with nice cars. We all get drunk on the 17th of May, or Syttende Mai. We spelt the town name wrong on the new watertower, but that doesn't make us any less-likely to kick your ass! Always remember, you can't take the TOUGH out of sTOUGHton!
come to stoughton wisconsin on the 17th of may, and youll see why we drink
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A six-pack of Old Style tall-boy beers. (16 ounce cans)
Ready to go fishing?
Yeah, I brought my Wisconsin Suitcase.
What about a pole?
Nah, I'm set.
The act of lubricating your veiny, girthy shaft with a melted, moist ©Land O Lakes stick of butter and proceeding to stuffing your buttered-up cock into that tight vagina (starchy sex is the best sex).
In order to bring some much needed life into our marriage, I surprised my wife with the good ol' Wisconsin Buttery.
The most drunk a person can be and still basically function.
For a TRUE Wisconsinite, my experience is that this is somewhere around 30 to 40 beers for the average male and about 15 to 25 for the average WI female (add 1 beer for every 10 lbs of body weight over 200 lbs).
Wisconsin drunk is normally accomplished in an all day drinking fest centered around Packers games, vacationing out of state in large packs, or any time there is something remotely resembling an excuse for drinking. It is almost ALWAYS done while eating 3 or more brats.
Sven: Oh man. I woke up soooooo hunover this mornin'. I couldn't find my caar. My face was stuck to da floor and I still had a beer in one hand and a half eatin' brat in tha other. I didn't even know who won the paackers' game...? Whoa whadda night!
Ole: Oooo. Sounds like you got Wis-caaahnsin drunk last night Sven. I would tell you what you did but I don't remember cuz I was Wis-caaahnsin drunk too!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wisconsites are generally very friendly. Here is an example of what an out-of-stater might here shortly before going "Wisconsin drunk": "Hiya!! Welcome to Wis-caaahnsin!!! Here's a beer and here's a brat!!!!!" (They are being nice but you should FEAR those words)
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When you double fist a girl and hold her in the air like a trophy
We won the state championship for football and grabbed a cheerleader as a Wisconsin Trophy.
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A town that has a freaking tavern on each block. Town consists of many alcoholic bastards who start their drinking at 10 am. If you live there, you are either a drunk, a pot head, or a sex addict, because frankly, there's nothing to do there.
Boy: 'Mom, where's dad?'
Mom: 'Well, what time is it honey?'
Boy: '10:34'
Mom: 'Well, seeing we live in Superior, Wisconsin, Daddy is at the bar.'
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