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Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.
Damn I can't believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.
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A street wise professor is like an O.G. but still on the streets doing what they have done for years. They are usually punks who have been around the scene to damn long. So they end up teaching the younger generations how and why they do what they do.
Any time I am stuck in a town on business I find the street wise professor to let me know whats up.
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Shot Of The Four Best Alcohol Mixed Together
1 Part Jim Bean
1 Part Johnnie Walker
1 Part Jack Daniels
1 Part Jose Cuervo
If you are over 25 and have a computer this game is a must have!
My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:
The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.
"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
A very wise tree that gives great wisdom and has a funny nigga face
Bro Look at that Wise Mystical Tree over there
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The politically correct version of an "old wives tale"
Bobby's Grandma: "Put on your coat or you'll catch pneumonia"
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Grandma. That's an old wise tale. Pneumonia is caused by bacteria."
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