Rural Dictionary

Willy "Wonka" Kiketel

Pn. Founder of the circus that is known as the assthority and the biggest stooge on all of Discord and an unlifed gay larper that no one likes as well as a certified pedophile and a nazi that DM advertises constantly and nuked tons of servers just to gain members

Me: Is Willy "Wonka" Kiketel even still relevant?

Someone: He's still around, his server is now called The Keitelist Authority (TKA)

Me: Holy shit imagine having your server be split so many times you actually have to specify which is the original

by MistressChing February 15, 2023

Willy Wonkas Threeway

When two male midgets have sex with a taller girl. preferably 6ft plus.

The midgets and the WNBA player went to the hotel room and had a Willy Wonkas Threeway

by sexmaster89 April 4, 2023

willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire

In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"

by frankieg102 November 15, 2009

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willy wonka affect

This is when a person engaged in an eating competition starts enjoying food they are eating, and their body slows down to savor the flavor, causing them to eat slower, and lose the competition.

Bob: Bill, Crazy Legs is really starting to slow down with the donuts here. What do you think is happening?

Bill: Well Bob, it looks like the willy wonka affect is kicking in. He's enjoying the food instead of seeing it as a barrier. There's no way he is going to break this record today.

by A-Tank November 24, 2006

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