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When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here
Having a pc that doesn't work for shit.
*playing R6, and someone has the hourglass loading symbol above their head before loading in.*
"why is this taking so long?"
"he has a wooden pc"
1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."
2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.
1. "Gotta love the Mossie."
"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"
2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"
"Why not both?"
The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.
Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.
"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."
The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
When 100 guys surround a girl and pick her up with their erect dicks and carry her out of the room.
The boys and I did a sick wooden pallet with Vanessa last week!