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Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)
I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.
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The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.
She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.
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Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.
Calluses on the inner breasts due to excessive titty fucking.
Mariah: I was going to wear a low cut shirt, but my man titty fucked me everyday this week and I got that woody breast.
Woodys Luck is a popular adage that states that "things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance," or more commonly, "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong."
Oh man my flights have been cancelled, that's just Woodys luck !
The pleasure you get when you see an Amazon box outside your door.
When we pulled into the driveway, Sue had a Box Woody when she saw an Amazon delivery on the porch.