The perfect emotion for all situations
‘911, what a woof’
‘What a bunch of woofsters’
Something that should have generated a feeling of sadness and deep empathy but turned out to be just funny (e.g. Sandra Bullock barking in Gravity).
She told me her aunt died because she accidentally mixed bleach in her juice... that was a big woof for me.
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...
Like a dog, but more fierce and higher up in the pet social hierarchy. A word pronounced like wolf, but is used whenever your pets (most likely dogs) talk in their special voice.
*Pet Speaking* "I am not a dog, but a woof! Those dogs bow to me whenever I pass."