An inside joke from the web series “UNHhhh” with Trixie and Katya fans (commonly used to describe someone’s lookalike with any noun even if it comparatively does not make sense)
“My mom died yesterday”. “Who would play her?”.
“The Postmate’s guy came”. “who would play him?”.
A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.
Would you like a poppadom? He said.
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Used to inquire about whether one would agree to accept a duel via Xbox. Usually Madden 04' or NBA 2K4. Coined by Dawood Dagna (Babson 05'). Not to be confused with kick ass rapper THE GAME.
FacetedIntellect: Would you like a game?TDanza924: Fuck off, I am going to bed. There will be no game.
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the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"
waiter: would you like dessert now?
customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean
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This phrase is often used to point out the stupidity of another human for being such a dunce in the first place
Well would you look at that. Punching someone in the face DOES result in injury afterwards
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An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.
I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.
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The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.
Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?
Punk 2: Would your mom like it?
Punk 1: No...
Punk 2: Then yes.
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