Punch Yo Mama

a descriptive term to declare something as the best or "totally awesome"

Maggie "Wanna go to Wendy's"
Brad "YEAH! That's punch yo mama close"

or

"Yo son, that taco is punch yo mama good!"

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Yo mama jokes

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.

"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"

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Yo mama

Something virgins say to each other because they have no good comebacks or insults.

Your mom gay lol.
Wanna know who I fucked? Yo mama

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YO MAMA

it means ure mother

pussyzel: whos that bitch
pussyzel2: ure mother

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yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

YO MAMA

YO Mama is an instult to your mama uh dee dee dee,I suggest that you watch Carlos Mencia too figure out what that means
:P

Yo mama is so fat that when she went on a diet it looked like she had a toga on(burn bish)

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yo mama is so

A joke about people's moms

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama is so ugly

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