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Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt

The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.

by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023


weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 05, 2013


Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.

Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"

by le chacal February 10, 2011


Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 09, 2017


Spill Yoghurt

As a male, to masturbate to an ejaculatory climax.

"Yo, That girl is very attractive."

"I fully agree. For that girl, I'd gladly spill yoghurt."

by ButtMcStuffins August 10, 2019


Expired Yoghurt

Sperm

- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!

by general656 June 16, 2017


bollock yoghurt

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025