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1. Jizz; semen.
2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.
Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."
Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"
Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.
When a guy doesnβt know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot
βFuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticksβ
Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.
My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.
Code word for a woman's period.
Girl 1: I'm on my Harry styles yoghurt again...
Girl 2: I hate Harry Styles Yoghurt.
- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!
The art of ejaculating into ones nostrils, then slurping it out...
Person1: Yo that girl is so cool, she let me nose yoghurt her
Person2: Bro that is gross