Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

Yoinked

Is the exact same as yeeted.

The lord yeeted and the lord yoinked away.

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

yoink stick

when your being a dummy but emma still loves you

you’re such a yoink stick

yoinks lads

It’s what my ex said when se told me she stil loved me but not fully

Ik heb nu iets van Yoinks lads blijf bij mij

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.