you can bet your biffy

Slang: "You bet your ass."

Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"

you better check your face!

You need to get that threatening look off your face. NOW!

Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!

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you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

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tongue down your throat so you get your voice back

if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.

Girl: "My voice is gone."
Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."

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that thing you do with your mom

sex, intercourse or other sexual things

I did that thing you do with your mom last night with your girlfriend.

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what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.

Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

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