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jeans so tight you can see loose change

Your pussy shows through your pants

Jeans so tight you can see loose change

by Buckshot1999 July 25, 2017

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.

Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee October 3, 2005

31πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions.

It's a very honest message from Youtube that appears on video results section of Google Search. It's a good message to let people stay away from Youtube or encourage them to use adblockers and apps (like Vanced).

Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions.
Because I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!?
- Susan Wojcicki

by Shiine-1 December 28, 2022


why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 19, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


But can you do this?

When PewDiePie uses his ergonomic chair and folds it backwards to combat a point he has no words for.

Person: You don’t have any original content Pewds.
PewDiePie: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? *lies down in chair*

by Rafaeru_ January 11, 2018

115πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


idk can you

A phrase that sassy teachers use.

Student: Can I go to the Bathroom

Teacher: Idk can you

by That dude from LFK February 25, 2018


but can you do this

When pewdiepie 399 dollars chair can do way more things then a normal chair can

(meme review)*stops in the middle of the video* "but can you do this!!"*flips chair backward disappears from the screen

by sup9876543 January 10, 2018

40πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž