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A comeback that always work no matter what kind of situation your in.
man#1: Nice day isn't it?
man#2: So is your face!
man#1: That doesn't make any sense.
man#2: So is your face!
man#1: That was uncalled for...
man#2: So is your face!
The state of being so rediculously ugly, that the mere presence of the person is intentionally disrespectful and harsh to anyone who must view.
Oh my goodness! Where did you come from? Your face is malicious!
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A branch off of your face in which any and all insults can be answered with Fuck Your Face. Its more potent and final than just saying your face.
As a put off:
1. Hey lets go get a cheeseburger.
2. Fuck your face.
As an insult:
1. Fuck you.
2. Fuck your face.
As a comeback:
1. You're a fucking asshole.
2. Your asshole fucks your face.
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To open one's mouth and have incoherent garmble escape will little or no understandable meaning.
Can be likened to when a person combines two words on accident becuase they are thinking one and trying to say the other.
In response to a sentence that makes no sense : "You just shit your face man. Clean that up and talk to me when you're not a retard."
If someone frequently shits their face, they can be called a face shitter.
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To project white bodily fluids onto the face of the person who is pleasuring you
Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face
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Term for the one you are madly in love
Means: kiss you intensly, show love
I'm gunna eat your face when I see you!
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To be extremely embarrassed. Usually the embarassment is the result of one's own actions. Not sure of the origin, but it may come from when clowns are at a circus and they have eggs thrown at them because of their goofy acts or when actors had eggs thrown at them performing in plays a couple of centuries ago.
"I am sure you still have egg on your face after causing a scene in the mall and later finding out that your boyfriend was in the mall with his neice from Chicago instead of another girl".
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