August 25th , 2022
a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!
Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
what all teenage and young adult men ages 14-22 (or so) need to do if they want to avoid embarrassing pda moments.
Not only do our young men need to know what shack up with your girlfriend actually means, but they also need to learn what decorum is and not insult their parents' values.
19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.
"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"
On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you
just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets
babe why did u stop kissing me
it's don't kiss your girlfriend day
April 14
This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture
Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day