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A phrase generally used as a threat. The origin of this word is unknown, but it is generally used from male to male. It threatens the act of homosexual oral anal sex within the straight guy community.
Dude, if you don't stop messing with my girlfriend, Imma mouth your ass!
When something is said to you and you found it slightly offensive and wish to make a joke of the situation while also disregarding the remark.
Bob: You're bad and you should feel bad.
You: You shut your whore mouth!
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An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
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a rendetion of the popular song "pants on the ground" reffering not to so called" gangsta's" but to all those dirty skank ho-bag peniscakes.
Ted: yo i was in an alley last night and i saw a girl giving head...
jim: you shudda said " balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth"
Ted: oh...maybe next time.
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A complete exclamation designed to express an emotional reaction to the person in which the comment/sentence is directed.
The advantage, and disadvantage, of this approach is that it fully states its message, leaving nothing to the imagination of the person in which it is directed.
An exclamation made by one person to another, demanding silence from said person, generally in a friendly and/or joking manner, but not limited to just that.
An angry, but generally unnecessary, outburst - often aimed at a female that has just hurt a male's ego verbally.
On the television: There's a break in the comedic program, sending the show into commercial break. There's a moment of silence.
Jane: looks at her sister "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORISH MOUTH!"
Jill: looks back at her "WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND?!"
Both: ***Explode into peals of laughter then go back to watching the television***
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a saying by men who are afraid of what their women will do, but it is understood that this will emanate from them, kind of lke a fart, we laugh and we deal, a phrase that may result in death by laughter alone. Go ahead: Tell a woman to "Shut your whore mouth" and see what happens. It cracks me up every time. Aphrodesiac. Laughter.
He decided to go somewhere else and she said "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH" and he digressed and went home to complete his task of washing the dishes. Like a little workslit. (YUP look it up ladies, I said that)
She told him what to do, he as a dumbass, asked how to do it and she told him to "Shut your Whore Mouth" and he immediately knew how to proceed.
NOUN: a very finite way to convey your intent.
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He said "Shut your whore mouth" and she laughed at him, knowing full well that this is pure foreplay and that her desires would be met instantly.
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person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
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