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Training an H-1B Visa holder how to do your own job.
Manager: Team, I'm sorry to inform you that you're being laid off. The company will be terminating your employment in the next few weeks. This is Prassad, one of your half price replacement from Bangalore, India. He was contracted from Infosys because of the big shortage of technology workers in America.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
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Yeah, mind your own beeswax and search something else
Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: GO AWAY AND MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX
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let me go find your own man. Sis
find your own man
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Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.
Dude, shes like the village bicycle... everybodys had a ride! I hope you pack your own chute!
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Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc
Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
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Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.
Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
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Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.
Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!
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