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one who is selfless and loving
often willing to help and go out of their way
Kaitlin is a total zen master! She helped me carry those boxes around all day, and i didnt even ask her to help..
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Someone's downstairs area that is so frequently shaved, they aquire small bumps or prickly hairs. The bumps/hairs are the "pebbles" of the zen garden. Zen gardens are common amungst inexpierienced teenage girls and anyone so OCD about their pubes.
Guy: Ow! Your area's scratchy!
Girl: Sorry, I just shaved.
Guy: Again? Jesus. You have such a zen garden.
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One who gives wise advice, based on the skills of greggle. One who has more integrity, honesty and willpower than you. One who will ask for your boobs at any chance.
Holy crap, did you see what the zen master had to say this time?
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A Zen Devil half-asses their enlightenment journey. A charlatan of spirituality. Compared to a serious Zen monk/master who follows a strict schedule and is solely dedicated to their spiritual journey.
Zen Devil: "Hey, sorry I'm late for meditation."
Zen Master: "You're not welcome here anymore, son."
Later
Zen Devil: "Wow, cat videos are the thing at 4am"
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The most idiotest idiot in idiotdom.
ZEN-KUTSADOSHI is an idiot.
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There must be something we can eat
Maybe find another lover
Should I fly to Los Angeles
Find my asshole brother
Mickey mouse has grown up a cow
Dave's on sale again
We kissy kiss in the rear view
We're so bored, you're to blame
Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Raindogs howl for the century
A million dollars at stake
As you search for your demigod
And you fake with a saint
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't believe that Elvis is dead, yeah
I don't believe that Elvis is dead
I don't believe that Elvis is dead, yeah
I don't believe that Elvis is, Elvis is
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Zen, zen
I don't think so, I don't think so, I don't think so
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Over-praised mp3 player that does the basic things of any other. People though think this one's liek zomG so much kewler kuz itz leik wai bettar then teh ipodz11. People say it costs half of what an iPod costs, though this is a very wrong statement. The darn thing costs $250 and so does the iPod. I don't really find much difference between the two, although iPod beats Zen in advertisements. Still, the objective of MP3 players is letting you liten to music, and that's all people should need, people shouldn't care about the "extras" it has, just listen to music dammit. People these days.
Person 1: LEIK ZOMG I HAEV A CREATIVE ZEN AND U HAV A IPOD N U ZUK BCUZ IPOD ZUCKS U ZUCKA OLOLOLOL!1111!!11
Person 2: It's just a damn MP3 player. Don't make such a big fuzz about it. *whacks Person 1 with a lurker stick" :P
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