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A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
The act of your dick unintentionally falling out of the front flap in your underwear. NOT to be confused with the more ambiguous dick slip
Brad: Ow, fuck! Yo Chad, wait up!
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.
The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.
Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash
Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.
Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.
A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.
"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"
Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"
"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"
"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"
Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.
Piaggio Zip is a scooter that is very ugly without any options but can be a beautiful scooter with for example black paint, high smoke windscreen and black head- and taillights.
That Piaggio Zip looks so sexy, I want it and it is quite cheap
a trash gun that a company made because they felt like it so then they lost there gun making permit and went out of bisness cuz there dumb shits. Also in gun games the zip gun (the zip 22) does negative five damage so you would do better if you punch the enemy
Person 1: IMMA ZIP EM SINCE THERE TRASH
the zip gun is trash since person 1 was brutally murdered by a shotgun user (not pog)
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When one wears the fly on their pants half zipped. It was an extremely popular style in many high schools between 2004 - 2007. It must be noted that only the most stylistic and iconic figures in the high school social scene can successfully rock the half zip.
Person 1 "Hey bro, your fly is undone."
Person 2 "Nah, man I am rocking the half zip; I am bringing it back."
Person 1 "Man, I wish I was as stylistic and iconic as you."
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