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no fathers means no swim, even if all the watermelon and fried chicken in the world are for it.
white man : wanna go to the pool
Nigga : the fuck you know niggas can't swim
White man : even if I get you sum kfc.
Nigga : hell nah i cant swim. no nigga can swim get tf out nigga
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lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all
'i can't be arsed to go to school'
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"The Left Can't Meme" is a statement mocking how those who lean to the left on the political spectrum have biased and unfunny humor. Although mostly used by those who lean to the right on the political spectrum, it is increasing in use, even to those who are uninterested in politics.
The reasons for why people believe 'the left can't meme' vary. Most leftist memes are characterized by lack of a punchline (if there even tends to be one), mocking any opposing political party without reason (shown by their crude drawings of those who are on the right, as obese, gun-loving, and Trump-supporting), and lengthy reading time (with some even putting paragraphs into their memes).
Right-leaning Person: "The Left Can't Meme.. I see this becoming true as the days go by."
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Posh upper class English way of saying, You Cunt!
Oh no you caaaant! The upper class lengthen their A sound.
Female horse rider shouted it out to me as I slowed my lorry as I passed and the air brakes hissed. She shouted it out just as her horse bolted.
And for a moment, puzzled, I thought why did she shout out 'You Can't!'
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The phrase one utters when in the presence of the Mounouch.
Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
Also can be written as playacantplay
When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.
"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."
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