a bong schlong used to make babies or for pleasure. used for peeing and to stick in people
GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.
GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it
Chris: Hey mate, have you subscribed to Versinul on youtube?
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.
Something you use to masterbate or insert into someone.
Penis. -Mahatma Ghandi
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The thing in the middle bottom of your body that produces cum
Did you see that Penis it was so large and juicy
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the word 6th grade boys yell while running down the halls in school thinking it's the funniest thing ever
*hallways silent*
mark: PENIS!!!