Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.

“That Tom would have been so good”

Tom

Time of month

"Oh no, tom's here!"
"It's that tom"

Tom

A bitch who don't give you diamonds in minecraft

Me: give me my diamonds
Tom: nahhhhh

Tom

A nonce who you sit next to in Seal and Maths

Tom stop stealing my stuff and being a nonce

Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.

Tom

A very cool sexy handsome guy who hates Frankie Kinsella (Famous biologist)

Tom hates Frankie’s

Tom

Tom is an amazing person . If you meet a Tom then make sure to be friends with him . All his friends say he is caring, sweet, kind, funny and extremely handsome . Tom is so romantic and is the best kisser , all girls say Tom would be the perfect boyfriend. Tom is such a lovable person but he doesn’t fall in love easily. Tom is really athletic and fit , and is very strong mentally and physically. Tom is one of the sweetest people ever , he cares and looks out for people . Tom is the perfect friend . And any girl would be the luckiest girl in the world to be his girlfriend.

I love Tom , everyone has a crush on him , he’s so sweet !