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A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.
Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.
"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."
Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!
This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)
Awesome awesome awesome...
He is from Awesometown...
Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.
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Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.
Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.
Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"
Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"
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two words for him awesome and legendary
Barney Stinson "suit up it going to be a legendary night"
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A person who likes to try talking and acting like they're tough shit but is incapable of backing it up. Tends to be someone with a very bad temper and a loud mouth who likes make fun of people and start trouble, and as such, are not very well liked by people who know them. As soon as someone confronts them about their shit-talking they like to throw fits and resort to making threats that they cannot back up. Often times, people who fall under the definition of this term are frequent drinkers who engage in the aformentioned behaviors while under the influence of alcohol.
That Barney badass needs to get put in his place.
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the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled
DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney
after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney
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Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX
Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!
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