Bathroom Basketball

A game whose origins are from an "Olde English" sketch.
The target of this game is simply to throw rocks or different unrelated items into the far stall of the public bathroom.
The presence of people inside these bathroom stalls seems to have no effect on the results of this game.

Tavit: Hey, who wants to play bathroom basketball?
Hana: B-Bathroom basketball? How do you play?!
Tavit: It's easy, you just take some rocks and throw them into that stall over there.
Hana: A-All I got are these carrots.
Tavit: Oh!
David: I've got rocks. I've been waiting for a moment like this.

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Girls Basketball

A girls basketball player is basically a tougher version of a men’s basketball player. In the NBA or any men’s basketball, they will get hit in the face or shoved and then just lay on the court for a while and make it seem like they are dying (they’re super dramatic). BUT if you see a female basketball player get completely shoved off the court or slapped in the face or elbowed, what do they do? they keep playing. because it is a physical sport, and to be a good basketball player, you need to have passion for the game, and with passion, you work your ass off the whole game, until the last buzzer sounds, hurt or not. because women are the toughest.

damn, did you see that girls basketball player, she’s blowing everyone off the court!

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Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.

“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”

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Basketball person

Black man who eats KFC, uses food stamps, and drives a hellcat with a lease for 640 months and obviously plays basketball

I’m better than a basketball person

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basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

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vcu basketball

A basketball program located in Richmond VA. The program is infamous for hiring head coaches who make the team really good for a few years, only to leave them for bigger and better basketball programs.

The VCU basketball team has lost another great coach.

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girls basketball

It's when a bunch of pretty attractive looking girls run around in not so hot uniforms and attack each other for a few hours. The ones on the bench flirt at the boys and try to act ghetto.

I watched Lena play girls basketball last night. Meow!!!

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