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An evil satanic 10 year old girl trying to take over the universe with his horrible singing.
May the Gods have mercy on Justin Beiber
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"Beiber Fever" is your body's natural reaction to hearing and/or seeing anything remotely related to Justin Beiber (songs, posters, etc.). If you have a strong immune system you will only develop Beiber fever instead of getting sick in other, more fatal ways. Symptoms of Beiber Fever include coughing, unbearable gas, diarrhea, projectile vomiting, and severe depression. To cure Beiber Fever, simply expose yourself either to something that a heterosexual male would enjoy or some real music. Remedies take 1-2 minutes to take full effect.
Justin Beiber's songs have hit record sales, and with it a Beiber Fever epidemic is circling the globe. So far, about 2,300 have died world wide from listening to Beiber's over-rated, sub-par "music" and over 90,000 have been hospitalized.....
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I have no idea who this is because is you're looking for JUSTIN BIEBER his name is not spelled this way. Just FYI.
1: DO you spell that amazing singer's name B-E-I-B-E-R?
2: No!!! It's B-I-E-B-E-R!!!
1: Oops! I'll never make that mistake again!!
2: You better not!!!
Remember, it's not justin beiber, it's justin bieber.
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a 14-year-old boy that is a little too young to sing(ok, WAY too young)about dirty stuff like girls and dating, I have to admit, he IS good looking, but not as good looking as a bunch of other people.
girl: OMG! GUESS WHAT!!!!
me: what?!
girl: I GOT TICKETS FOR THE JUSTIN BEIBER CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: ......oh, thats........nice. (I look at her like she's gone crazy)
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When you make fun of a kid for having Justin Beiber-like hair, he punches you and after he punches you wipes his now fallen hair out of his eyes
Also see beiber kick (coming soon)
don't make fun of emo kids, they might beiber punch you!
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many people say things like "justin beiber iz soooo gay lolz!" but really, there's nothing "gay" about him. notice how EVERY SONG HE WRITES IS ABOUT GIRLS.
apparently his "girl voice" turns him into this gaywad fag when really the people that call him that are just jealous becuase he's more successful than them.
however, there is hope, becuase as of recently he's cut his hair and he no longer sounds like a girl.
retard: justin beiber is so gay lololol!
me: go fuck yourself. he's no more gay than you are not jealous. *punches retard is the face, cuts open his balls and burns his body*
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A fatal disease similar to schizophrenia.
victims are usually immature 6 to 16 year old girls
symptoms are including but not limited to:
1.singing every song Justin Beiber has ever made
2.making a shrine for him and start making out with it
3.hating all other girls that think they're his self assigned "number one fan"
4.being incredibly stupid and not focusing on anything else besides how his hair looks
5.buying a ton of posters and merchandise and kissing it before going to sleep
6.trying to figure out his phone number to call him every day in an attempt to find out where he lives, kidnap him, and keep him in your own sick twisted little petting zoo where you keep the Jonas brothers and any other singer that is a guy
Scientists are currently trying to find a cure yet have made no progress so far.
obsessive 10 year old girl: OMG IM GONNA KIDNAP HIM AND SHOOT EVERYONE AT HIS CONCERT OMG LOL ROTFALAWYASWPMP!
creeped out guy:oh my god you have beiber fever SOMEONE CALL 911!
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