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a once upon a time...she was an innocently pretty blonde bimbo girl who rivalled the likes of Christina Aguliera and Jessica Simpson but turned whore-ish due to media scrutiny and pressure.
Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.
Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy
Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.
Crazy ass White bitch...
Girl: Yo` i wanna get famous!! tell me how!
Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D
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an artificial/superficial pop diva with crappy music, and stinky feet!
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(from an Annanova entertainment news report from 2004):
Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
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An ugly inbred hick from the south with no talent. plastic ass, nose, boobs etc. A whore.
britney spears looks like a man!
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The sole member of a type of prostitute. Known to be sleazy, intellectually challenged, and often biased (once said of the war Iraq: "I, like, think that we should trust our president"). Has a "singing" voice that sounds like a whining fly (which usually sings superficial, inane lyrics and is often drowned out by monotone, obnoxious "music"), puts on performances that come from strip clubs, wears as little as possible and gets away with it, constantly contradicts herself (first saying that she's not a role model, then saying that she wants to be a role model that everyone can relate to (and almost nobody can)).
Sadly, despite her smutty reputation and that she's clearly no role model, many little kids look up to her. Her "beauty" is the true reason for her fame, not her "music"... her flaunting of her body rides the fine line between pride and exploitation. Apparantly thinking that showing off her rather revolting body, flipping the bird to audiances, being disrespectful to her public, and being a total ditz will earn her the older, more mature audiance that she's wanting, she does just that... and has failed at earning an older following.
Why? Why is this Britney Spears famous? Just for showing off her nude body, drinking underage, and being a total sleaze? If it (the music industry) was for the music and not for the glitz and glamour, then she'd be back in the brothels and strip clubs of Hickville Louisiana.
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The princess of pop, she is one of the greatest artists out there. a strong beautiful intelligent human being. she is an awesome person with feelings and everyone should leave her the fuck alone!
Britney Spears is sexy, intelligent, beautifull momma, strong, loved.
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A good way to become famous on Internet by crying under a blanket wearing make-up, probably in a closet.
Reactions possible to a video about Britney Spears:
1-How can he/she/it be serious about what he say?
2-Why is he/she/it under a blanket.
3-Is this a guy?
Others may suggest the always affordable "WTF?!"
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borikat! uwagan! and a nasty bitch! who has a stinky slippery cunt.
hey britney spears! you dont have to get NASTY cuz BOYS like DIRRTY whore christina aguilera. SOMETIMES STONGER stars like shakira whose breasts are small and humble were very LUCKY to compare it with mountains unlike your artificial booba. if you could HIT me BABY ONE MORE TIME, fuck you! cuz its between ME AGAINST THE MUSIC. haha! DON'T LET ME BE THE LAST KNOW your sweet gozzips cuz i already knew all of it. YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY 'bout your PREROGATIVE, its totally cheesy you fake booba!.......Ooops! i did it again
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