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A baked good or pastry in which semen is added as an ingredient. The pastry is then given to an unknowing female recipient for consumption.
That hoe pissed me off so I baked her a hot martha.
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a pre-ejaculator
"woah that boy pulled a mt martha, i mean id just started and i copped a mouthful"
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a person who cooks cookies for Peter and Ryan.
Are you Martha Stewart?
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Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.
Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.
Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.
Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!
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A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.
Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
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island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B
i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer
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a state of motherhood when a mom ends up making herself crazy trying to do all the things to be the best super mom she can be. Suffers from supermom-itis. Wannabe super mom.
I can't come to the party, I'm busy CHASING MARTHA, two dozen cupcakes to bake and winter crafts to set up for tomorrow.
Last time I saw her, she was chasing Martha, juggling work, throwing an event, all while renovating her kitchen.