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A baked good or pastry in which semen is added as an ingredient. The pastry is then given to an unknowing female recipient for consumption.
That hoe pissed me off so I baked her a hot martha.
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a pre-ejaculator
"woah that boy pulled a mt martha, i mean id just started and i copped a mouthful"
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a person who cooks cookies for Peter and Ryan.
Are you Martha Stewart?
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Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.
Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.
Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.
Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!
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A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.
Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
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island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B
i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer
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Martha's Vineyard is a small island off of Massachusetts. Martha's Vineyard also know as MV is fun in the summer and quit in the winter. Not everyone that lives here year around is rich, most people are Upper middle class or above. MV is very expensive for a nice small house it is about 700k +, but you pay for where you live. Mv is a great place, that I strongly recommend on visiting. (If you come stay in Oak bluffs and Edgartown those are best towns.)
Random person: What town should I Stay in Martha's Vineyard.
MV Yeararounder: I would recommend Edgartown and Oak bluffs. Edgartown is preppy and nice. Oak Bluffs Is very clean and has lots to do. While vineyardhaven is dirtier and has less to do. Chilmark and west Tisbury are to far away..