a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.
Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!
The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!
Pringle god is a person who devotes their whole life to mr.pringle
Omg it's the Pringle god I once heard he at 350 Pringles in one day and gained 0 pounds
When something is absurdly cringe.
Really? Thatβs cringle Pringle.
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Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.
Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"
Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"
Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."
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The girl lays on her back with her legs in the air. You pour salsa on her muff, scoop it up with your dick, and shove it in her mouth.
"Dude I would totally have a Wet Pringle with her!"
"Yes she's so hot!"
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Bruh, she a single pringle. I'm going to hook you up with her .
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Being single when all ur friends have a male/female love interest. And sitting there with your friends when there with there love interest, and basically being a third-wheel. And loving pringles.
My Friend - *has bf*
Me- *being a single pringle*
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